Generally the various spam catchers employed by the email services I use don't let too much through the net. This one, published here for your entertainment, came in yesterday.
hello I am Joy by name a quiet and sincer girl. your profile committed to my ideals and my love. I love honesty and truth. I trust people very much. I love music especially classical. I love various cultures theri traditions , music and food: especially oriental cultures. I like nature quiet walks in the parks holding hands listening to the whispering breeze and the songs of the birds; admiring the smiling eyes of my lover. I hope to meet my true love: I will give him all myself completely,please conatct me dirrectly to my email.(email@example.com). i am looking forward to hear from you then i will send my pictures to you. Joy (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I received instruction from my wife to not reply for pictures :-)